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James Dodds

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I hate emo's because they copy each other, call it their own, and demand repect and admiration for being unique.
I loathe alot.Too much in fact. Must loathe less.

Space for Rent

Home of Francis Chiew... Squatting since last December

Update on stuff.

  • No job.
  • Yesterday marked The Inevitable Return of the Great Shit Car. Can use grease on back seat to cook burgers.
  • Noodle, she has licence. Now I have a sexy car slave, time for sexy grape peeler.
  • New phone (Nokia N95), very spanky and fancy. Expensive.
  • New ISP. Down with GDI!!.... or, erm... Bigpond and Telstra perhaps.
  • Hell froze over. Citizens of Kilmore rejoice for Demon lord is taking a break till it gets warmer again.
  • Monkeys.
  • Got rid of Monkeys.
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  • Transformers..... robots in disguise.... disguised as something.

This is Francis Chiew

I've decided that Francis Chiew is my new persona. Also, I Googled him, and all of the different version's seem to earn alot of money right about now. Something that I am currently not doing.... not possessing a job of course.
 
BUT these things come to pass. Jobs aplenty. I've gotten 3/10 decent feedbacks from seek.com.au. Maybe its the snaz new resume. Or maybe its the fact that I'm not some graduate tool.... either one, I don't care. As long as you give me a fucken job.
 
So, for now its just an extended holiday, soon to be shared with Childrens holidays. Oh whoopidoo. Fucking brilliant.
 
I'm staying inside with the heater on, and lots of booze. Damn people younger than me... Just plain stupid.

Stupid Telstra

Man those fucker piss me off.
They moved my account over to their new and "improved" billing system. Ok, whatever. What they neglected to mention was, that of my 12GB usage a month, they had "pro-rated" 4GB off my total limit. So ok, for the seven days that this new billing system doesn't cover, I lose 33% of my usage... I dont think so...
 This is how fast my internet ought to be on an average day.         

 

 

 

 

And this is how fast it was for 5 whole days.... I AM NOT PAYING A FUCKING
SMALL FORTUNE TO BE ON DIAL-UP PEOPLE!!!

-sigh- Well, looks like I'ma gunna churn over to someone else, who has better deals...

 

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FUCK SLOW INTERNET!!!!! I pay alot for the net, and Telslut slow me down. Assholes.

I get booooorrrrrreeeeeddddd.....

Man... I'm so bored... I'm almost so bored that I'd rat on peoples hangups and problems that I've heard over the years. And WHOA!! Have I heard some doosey's. People, very stupidly, confide in me. And, I rarely return the trust (as if I'm that stupid, I'm not going to go blabbing to some person a whole bunch of crap). But as much of an ass I am, I'm not stupid. If I did that, I'd probably get a lawsuit or something. So, instead, I'll just list a whole bunch of specific topics that they covered...
 
Not knowing how to use a vibrator that their cousin bought for them.
Being 1/16th Aboriginal, 1/5th Asian and a bunch of European legacy's.
Having had a shit encrusted G-String in their school bag that they forgot to be rid of.
Being afraid and embarrased of sexual encounters, yet longing the touch of a male.
Telling people that they had been raped just to have people feel for them.
Wanting to please boyfriend for first time sex... has sex with shampoo bottle instead.
Wishing genocide on cats because they killed their pidgeons when they were younger. 
Enjoying the thought of being half human, half animal. And then having sex with same half/half things.
Being really nice to everyone, just so that they can have sex with lots of people.
 
Yeah thats about all that I can think of now. Its late, so an excuse is available.
Oh, side note. Found this absolutely awesome website that hosts all these obscure metal albums.
Because with band names like Genital Grinder... you know your getting classic metal...
 

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Fallout 3DW: GUNDAM 2RESIDENT EVIL 5Forza Motorsport 2N+
Make your FILLLTHY stink comments here meat things.
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